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update live from the ikea i’m standing in: we have a bisexual but he “doesn’t use labels” but also this book was published in 2004 and it’s palpable so what did i expect

this guy’s author bio called him “the gay dave barry” there better be gay bitches in this book

what are the nevilles but discount percys. maybe i just want to read 1H4 again

WAIT THEY CAN SAY FUCK???

i want to crawl inside jaime lannister’s brain and study him like a bug. by which i mean i want lannister pov

the true stars of book 9 are the “seven excellent workwomen, Lesbians,”

i know achilles being absent is The Point but honestly? kind of feeling like diomedes has overwhelmingly been the greek mvp here. achilles and agamemmnon who

QIBLI MY BELOVED

“And the ones who are most afraid of having their minds read—because they think they must have the worst, lowest thoughts of anyone—are nowhere near as bad as the ones who complacently don’t care because they assume everyone else is as terrible as they are.” lines that hit you in the ocd when you were 13

forgot to say this yesterday but like… fuck every depiction of the great dramatic battles i care about hector taking his helmet off so he doesn’t scare his infant son

every day i remind myself that i was very disappointed by queens of innis lear which means i will probably be similarly disappointed by lady hotspur which means i should not pick up that 600-page book just because "wlw hotspur and hal" is something i'm legally obligated to go crazy for. every day i remind myself this. and every day my resolve weakens

“I would’ve loved you if we had more time.” i’m being crushed like a bug

THE WAY THIS SCENE HAS ME BEAMING IN REAL

[as i nod off in my chair like an elderly man] the faster i read 1H6 the sooner i will no longer be reading 1H6

no goddamn way could i have read this book pre-zoloft

modern au where finny becomes a flat earther

I ALWAYS DO FORGET HOW GOOD WOF IS. GODDAMN

umber threw the first brick at pyrrhian stonewall

"I don't want to be... like other dragons. I just want them to not mind that I'm different" moon gay-, trans-, and nd-coded? 🤔 /hj

your icewing royalty is gnc af (winter my unhinged beloved)

i thiiiiink this was the latest / most recent WoF book i read before i fell off the train but i also remember next to nothing about it

zeus was right abt one thing and only one thing and it's that athena should be able to do whatever the fuck she wants all the time #girlboss

yes im updating goodreads every day every time i finish a book it's how i motivate myself

man. justice for helen of troy

fuck all the rest of the catalogue the most important part of book ii is the MENTION OF MY BOY… AENEAS *SPOTTED…*

i understand that trying to "speedrun the iliad" in two weeks before reading TSOA for sing it again is absolute insane person behavior but god didn't make me crazy for no reason