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max theodore
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zeus was right abt one thing and only one thing and it's that athena should be able to do whatever the fuck she wants all the time #girlboss
— Jul 30, 2021 07:46PM
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max theodore
is on page 356 of 656
okay this is on hold now as i have no idea when i'll have time to read the odyssey but i DID finish the iliad and MAN that greek poetry can epic!
— Aug 13, 2021 10:11AM
max theodore
is on page 306 of 656
the “i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass” meme actually goes all the way back to 762 BC when achilles fought that fucking river
— Aug 12, 2021 11:53AM
max theodore
is on page 292 of 656
kind of cringe of me to be this attached to aeneas theaeneid but at least i’m in good company seeing as the gods have saved his ass twice now. anyway if i’m actually frothing at the mouth a little about the fact that he’s saved because he always gave dutiful gifts to the gods (YOU KNOW. PIETY. ALL OF IT COMING BACK TO PIETY ALWAYS) no i’m not
— Aug 11, 2021 10:51AM
max theodore
is on page 281 of 656
280 PAGES IN AND THE HORSE STARTS TALKING?
— Aug 11, 2021 10:18AM
max theodore
is on page 223 of 656
aeneas 🤝 hector
booty shorts that say "the gods won't let me die as i am a star in their cosmic pageant of death"
— Aug 08, 2021 09:47AM
booty shorts that say "the gods won't let me die as i am a star in their cosmic pageant of death"
max theodore
is on page 207 of 656
i love this every 20 pages agamemnon is like what if we left and everyone else is like you dumb fucking idiot you absolute buffoon we are nine years of sunk cost into this fallacy. bitch
— Aug 08, 2021 09:28AM
