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max theodore
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“One of his companions was even a woman: Dacey Mormont, Lady Maege’s eldest daughter and heir to Bear Island, a lanky six-footer who had been given a morningstar at an age when most girls were given dolls.” new wife spotted
— Aug 14, 2021 03:00PM
max theodore
is on page 482 of 694
i can’t take the name osha seriously i’m just like. osha violation
— Aug 12, 2021 06:42PM
max theodore
is on page 429 of 694
i know [spoiler] means the whole realm is about to go to shit for everyone but i cannot bring myself to be sad about it lmfao FUCK that old man
— Aug 11, 2021 08:12PM
max theodore
is on page 363 of 694
“and, it was whispered, notoriously uninterested in the intimate charms of women” i KNOW this book was published in 1990 i have no clue why germ’s euphemisms are this funny to me. say a slur george it’s okay i’ll let you reclaim it *surreptitiously hitting record on my phone*
— Aug 07, 2021 04:42PM
max theodore
is on page 322 of 694
i want to crawl inside jaime lannister’s brain and study him like a bug. by which i mean i want lannister pov
— Aug 05, 2021 01:45PM
