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max theodore is starting Sonnets

maybe it's a fool move to start these when i'm presumably going to study them in a class this fall but i'm trying to finish this canon by 2022 and i point blank refuse to speedrun poetry at any point

— Aug 26, 2021 11:34AM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 247 of 336 of Talons of Power (Wings of Fire, #9)

UH???????

— Aug 26, 2021 08:51AM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 180 of 336 of Talons of Power (Wings of Fire, #9)

strongwings fierceteeth malewife girlboss have i made this joke already

— Aug 25, 2021 05:18PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 22 of 336 of Talons of Power (Wings of Fire, #9)

NOT TO BE LIKE ANIMUS POWERS ARE A METAPHOR FOR BEING CLOSETED. BUT

— Aug 25, 2021 03:03PM Add a comment

max theodore is starting Talons of Power (Wings of Fire, #9)

maybe i should go outside at some point today but it's 99 degrees and in that context this book looks so good

— Aug 25, 2021 03:03PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 155 of 216 of The Comedy of Errors

THE ABBESS??????

— Aug 24, 2021 07:37PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 91 of 216 of The Comedy of Errors

i just feel like there are some very simple answers here that everyone could guess at if they weren’t so determined to self-gaslight

— Aug 24, 2021 10:16AM 1 comment

max theodore is starting The Comedy of Errors

this is why i read that boring ass plautus play in sophomore year

— Aug 21, 2021 04:49PM 1 comment

max theodore is on page 8 of 784 of A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

THE RAINBOW GUARD… YOU GUYS WERENT KIDDING THAT GRRM CAN BE EMBARRASSING ABOUT GAY PEOPLE. i want a rainbow guard

— Aug 20, 2021 06:13PM Add a comment

A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

max theodore is on page 228 of 336 of Escaping Peril (Wings of Fire, #8)

okay if i have one criticism of this book it’s the association of scarlet’s disfigurement with her villainy. that said that definitely could be much worse

— Aug 20, 2021 03:05PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 197 of 336 of Escaping Peril (Wings of Fire, #8)

OH SHIT

— Aug 20, 2021 02:47PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 184 of 336 of Escaping Peril (Wings of Fire, #8)

ruby populist queen? free healthcare in the skywing kingdom?

— Aug 20, 2021 02:35PM Add a comment

max theodore added a status update

ignore me adding these shakespeares if i don't have a list of the ones i'm bringing to school i WILL lose them

— Aug 19, 2021 04:32PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 365 of 369 of Richard III

reading the analytical endnotes of every history play is like. WHO the fuck is this tillyard bitch why's he the big dick on campus over here

— Aug 18, 2021 05:57PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 211 of 369 of Richard III

i am so much less upset about the everything else he's done than i am about him marrying his niece get me OUT of here

— Aug 17, 2021 04:45PM 2 comments

max theodore is on page 167 of 369 of Richard III

"marvelously ill-favored" in the stage directions is sending me william said enter richard and the bestie and they are looking RANCID

— Aug 17, 2021 03:48PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 137 of 369 of Richard III

WHAT ARE YOU OUT HERE GIVING KNIVES TO CHILDREN FOR AHSHCJRJVJMSNCNBM

— Aug 17, 2021 03:00PM 3 comments

max theodore is on page 302 of 408 of The Song of Achilles

everyone sees paris and has to try so hard not to say a homophobic slur

— Aug 17, 2021 09:08AM Add a comment

max theodore is starting Tallstar's Revenge (Warriors Super Edition, #6)

[debbie ryan hair tuck] everyone shut up and look away i'm having anxiety

— Aug 16, 2021 08:25PM Add a comment

Tallstar's Revenge (Warriors Super Edition, #6)

max theodore added a status update

i asked my brother if i could take his really nice iliad/odyssey set to school with me and he said no which. is fair because it belongs to him and he's reading it but i'm still like. 😔 you KICK miette

— Aug 16, 2021 05:43PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 35 of 369 of Richard III

dude why's he gotta try to seduce her over the dead body. richard. dickie

— Aug 16, 2021 01:57PM 2 comments

max theodore is on page 674 of 694 of A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)

NOW THAT IS A FUCKING ENDING OH MY GOD

— Aug 15, 2021 05:57PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 614 of 694 of A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)

IS [REDACTED] ACTUALLY DEAD. FUCK!!!

— Aug 15, 2021 03:58PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 178 of 408 of The Song of Achilles

there’s a sniper with a gun trained on me at all times and if i don’t get unduly and visibly excited whenever something i’m reading mentions aeneas then it’s over

— Aug 15, 2021 02:15PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 156 of 408 of The Song of Achilles

odysseus’s best trait is not “cunning” it is “wife man”

— Aug 15, 2021 01:56PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 152 of 408 of The Song of Achilles

your achilles is gnc af

— Aug 15, 2021 01:51PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 138 of 408 of The Song of Achilles

i AM enjoying this so far but i wish there was even one female character that the narrative seems inclined to sympathize with

— Aug 15, 2021 11:06AM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 249 of 295 of Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

the crytyping out loud…