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max theodore
is on page 178 of 408
there’s a sniper with a gun trained on me at all times and if i don’t get unduly and visibly excited whenever something i’m reading mentions aeneas then it’s over
— Aug 15, 2021 02:15PM
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max theodore’s Previous Updates
max theodore
is on page 302 of 408
everyone sees paris and has to try so hard not to say a homophobic slur
— Aug 17, 2021 09:08AM
max theodore
is on page 156 of 408
odysseus’s best trait is not “cunning” it is “wife man”
— Aug 15, 2021 01:56PM
max theodore
is on page 138 of 408
i AM enjoying this so far but i wish there was even one female character that the narrative seems inclined to sympathize with
— Aug 15, 2021 11:06AM
max theodore
is on page 64 of 408
also i have no idea what’s happening with the tenses here
— Aug 14, 2021 04:27PM
max theodore
is on page 36 of 408
bitches will study the aeneid once and get excited when they recognize patronymics
— Aug 14, 2021 03:58PM
