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ROUND TWO LET'S FUCKING GOOO

HHNNNG i think i’ve guessed the plot twist but i want to be wrong

THIS IS ALREADY SO FUCKING GOOD HANNAH CAPIN HAS THE RANGE!

CRY ALL YOU WANT! JUST SO YOU KNOW YOUR TEARS DON'T MEAN SHIT TO ME! YOUR TEARS DON'T MEAN DICK TO ME LAVINIA WILLIAMS -

[tapping my watch waiting for lavinia to die]

i actually do have proof that herbert is gay and it’s the entirety of chapter 30

do i currently have twenty thousand things to read. yes. am i going to start reading an incredibly long mythological epic because one of my friends is rewriting it. also yes

herbert is gay adn trans i don't have any proof i just like him

the WAY this book balances heavy incredibly serious topics alongside scenes of love and friendship and solidarity that grow my heart multiple sizes...

oh i have a THEORY!

angie thomas said “mlm like michael b jordan” and angie thomas was RIGHT

"mr. wopsle's great-aunt conquered a confirmed habit of living into which she had fallen" literally what business does this book have being this funny

bro this scene with the makeup kinda hit different

im sorry great expectations but a tale of two cities hit me upside the head so hard that you are automatically going to be held to its standard and you've already lost a point for not having fun chapter titles

imagine being named phillip pip pirrip... i'm sorry king

kelly bro you're on thin fucking ice

the fact that this book capitalizes Lesbians but not flits (ie gay men) is for some reason so funny to me like... [holden caulfield voice] let's go lesbians

this is already SO good... the hwhite feminism of it all

CANON OCD REP?????

david levithan, cocking a gun at my head: cry, gayboy, cry

alex london has The Talent like bro im not even done w this first story and im like... whoa... smthn about the experience of being gay at summer camp, smthn about the celebration of teenage awkwardness, smthn about judaism and optimism vs pessimism... mr. london you've Done It

i've read 69 books this year... let's go

“being critical IS patriotic” SAY IT

“anu is becoming so far left she can’t see center” anna. blows you a kiss

I LOVE SONIA SO MUCH

hold up do british people actually call jeans dungarees. i hate britain

for the record i am WITHHOLDING my "holden caulfield has adhd" thesis because no one needs to see that shit. i'm protecting all of you

“I’m feeling weirdly sentimental about the concept of high school, given how the actuality of high school is absolutely not proving itself all that nostalgia-worthy this week.” SCREAM

THANK FUUUUCKING GOD A BOOK THAT DEALS WITH KATHERINE HOWARD'S RELATIONSHIP'S AGE GAPS IN A NORMAL WAY OH MY GODDDD

i always forget how fucking funny these books are but they’re such instant serotonin boosts