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I was not prepared for a love story. This is a good thing.

Unresolved sexual tension. My kind of story.

Oookay...should I have read or watched The Crucible first because I'm not ready for this...

Can someone explain to me what the difference is between "Ms." and "Miss"? Because there's a scene in the book where the substitute corrects a student who says "Miss Slater", insisting it's "Ms. Slater". O__o

This book is going on way longer than it needs to.

Finally, Bess and George appear. (You know, until today, I never questioned by George has a boy's name.)

After seeing a girl and her lover caned for treason, you'd think this dumbass America Singer would STOP meeting up with Aspen.

CALLED IT.

Officer Woodwork sounds like a plot device waiting to happen.

Em is really, REALLY annoying.

This Maud woman is a betch.

Man, this series is so old. I had to Google what a charge plate was.

OOOOOOH GIRRRRRLLLLL

It's just impossibly unbelievable that these two are too observant and highly-skilled. Talk about next-level Mary Sue and Gary Stu.

Ugh god it is.

PLEASE don't let this be a star-crossed lovers thing!

Ready for this to be over. Kinda boring.

I borrowed the entire Legend series and The Young Elites from the library recently. So I'm in a mad scramble to finish this. I am sooooo stressed.

Totally skipped chapter 26 because it was all in italics. I don't do dream sequences.

No idea who Angra is. For a while I thought Angra was a place. Apparently not. I missed it somewhere but I don't want to turn back.

Confusing and exciting

SPOILERS * * * Shirley Mollison (Howard's wife) isn't sad that Barry died, since Barry was pretty much kind of Howard's archnemesis. Andrew Price gets on the school bus and reveals he has a crush on a girl named Gaia. Gavin Hughes is at his girlfriend's(?) house. He no longer likes her. She also has a daughter named Gaia.

Obviously missed the book club meeting for this. But for the sake of keeping track: Barry Fairbrother dies of a brain aneurysm, leaving behind his wife Mary and four children. Miles Mollison (and wife Samantha) call Miles' father Howard to relay the news. Simon and Ruth price discuss the news, ending with Simon admonishing his teenage son (other son is Paul) Andrew for smoking in his shed.

Porn star Cassie Wright is setting a world record for fucking 600 dudes in one sitting. Among the 600 is her maybe-son, who is being coaxed by his maybe-dad (also a porn star) to "fuck her".

FORTUNATELY, Nancy had thrown on a green dress--perfect for unexpected camouflaging. FORTUNATELY, Nancy always packs an overnight bag in the trunk of her car that had everything but the kitchen sink!

did not see that one coming

I can feel my heart breaking for these two. :(

If I had a shit insensitive brother like Kit, I would've pushed that motherfucker off a bridge myself.