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This girl Aubrey...I personally know someone like her.

Double-decker toe!!

Chelsea and her friend Sara are dining at the Dans Le Noir. Her description is like that scene in About Time. This is amusing to me.

This is the second time she's mentioned hedge trimmers for copious amounts of body hair.

This is really entertaining. I've found a few tattoo inspirations. The lightsaber chapters are fascinating as well.

More "crappy doodles" and a "You're turn."

The writing is lovely. Story set in Arkansas. Virginal 24-year-old main character who is not at all annoying, even when she habitually says "crappy doodles".

Let's see...

Catty co-contestant: check
Gay best friend/stylist: check
Dream guy who has a pilot's license: check (also quite Christian Grey-ish ewwww)

Still skimming. How do you think I got to 40% from 11% in just 48 minutes?

"Three hundred and sixty eight dollars. And I still had to get through a week and a half before my next paycheck."

Sounds almost familiar.

I'm still skimming.

After reading a fast-paced series, I find myself skimming through this book way too much. There are too many unnecessary sentences... I just want this story to get straight to the point.

Almost done. And still a lot of unanswered questions.

Faster pace, but I still find myself skimming the book. This is the kind of series that will have to be read at least twice because I'm still lost as to what's happening.

Slightly regretting skipping the third books, but at this point I don't want to be sidetracked from the story's end.

I have decided to skip the third book (Interlude - Brandon) for now. I just really want to know how this series ends.

Slow progress on this. I can't wait to finish.

I literally groan every time I come upon a Miranda/Sparx chapter.

And Firsting still reads like fisting to me.

Sometimes I don't even know who's speaking. All their tones seem clipped and detached.

I don't know what's going on with these zoo scenes. Feels like I'm stumbling in the dark.

I caved and bought the book. It's been a while since I purchased books.

I like this analogy about farming in the game and humans becoming complacent with mediocrity.

I'm pleased that the Mainframe is female. Sylvia. This means that the earthlings are worshiping a female God. XD

Finally, some progress. We learn that the Game is set on Earth, and the gamers are actually from the planet Tygon. The Game is run by Mainframe, which avatars/people from Earth feel the manifestation of and come to think of it as "God". Interesting...

Fast-paced. the first few chapters were more of an explanation about what The Game is, who Kyle is as a player, the rise and fall of his ex-girlfriend Alex, and the inner workings of the Game over the years. Not much of a story going on right now. Hopefully the story will pick up soon.

"Even if my breasts were so
big that I had to have two servants called Carlos and
Juan to carry them around for me."

Coincidentally, I have two coworkers named Juan and Carlos. They are brothers.

Wow Rose is so judgmental. She meddled with Christian and Lissa for no reason.