Sam C > Recent Status Updates

Start off with a very extensive family tree that you can download off the internet.

One of the family members is "Plotting to run away to Manila with his dear nanny so he can compete in the World Karaoke Championships."

That's actually funny because of the Filipinos' ridiculous obsession with karaoke.

Moments before I got a headache and had to put the book down. Suuuucks.

Hermione asks a lot of rhetorical questions. It's very condescending. :/

I'm a Dramione shipper, so I found it appalling how ferret!Draco was being slammed onto the floor repeatedly, no matter how deserved it may be. Hermione agrees with me.

Still want to know that joke about the troll, hag, and leprechaun who walked into the bar. Dumbledore never got to finish.

I still want a Dark Mark tattoo.

The Quidditch World Cup chapters makes me want to go camping again.

I want to dislike Amos Diggory for his comments about Harry falling off his broom during the last Quidditch match, but you know...he's going to lose his son.

Didn't hit me at the time, but now I see the Dursley's borderline child abuse treatment towards Harry.

Rereading this gem because this was my first Harry Potter book and I miss my childhood. ♥

Eight long pages to narrate two characters climbing the stairs. I can't.

Mother of god. My copy has 1222 pages.

Holy crap this book is thick as fuck.

Oooh I like Simon.

Horrifying to think about what happened to the Oompa Loompa who floated off into the sky after having a fizzy lifting drink. Probably died before it reached the moon.

Skipped chapters 1 and 2 because they were mostly boring filler. Chapter 3 is when she surrenders.

Roger has rockets on his heels. And these letters don't read like letters.

Something tells me I shouldn't be reading this, knowing it might forever be unfinished. I've read way too many HP fanfics that go from WiP to Abandoned. :/

Her musing about Bennifer is spot on.

Mavis reminds me of my high school best friend Bernadette.