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there really is no doubt that lindsay ellis wrote this 😭😭 i can imagine people who randomly pick this book up without any knowledge of her YouTube channel wouldn’t catch any of the little jokes/Easter eggs she put in here

u already know 😎😎😎

how am i lowkey so invested in these books wtf

this is surprisingly really good.

“because she knew that, if it came down to her word versus Loretta’s, she would always be believed. and knowing this, she felt, for the first time, truly white.”

brooo wtf this is so funny 😭😭😭😭

idgi if eddy wanted to leave for california so badly, why agree to a date in the first place?? w a man she’s not even interested in? idk the love triangle thing is a bit too on the nose :/

“so the quileutes were going to keep pushing, straining against the treaty they’d made, the treaty that did nothing but protect them.” uhhh idk about that one, big guy, seems like they care about EVERYONE’S safety. like not only would turning bella break the treaty, but if they killed anyone in forks, too, they’d want the Cullens gone. maybe i only care about that bc i love the pack, but c’mon Meyer.

“when i promised her forever now, i meant as far as i could see. and i wasn’t looking.”

edward praying for God to protect bella from him....the mormon influence 😬✌🏻

“pomegranate seeds and my underworld.” oh my god we get it!!!!!! i feel like i should have tallied how many times he’s said this lmao i’m not exaggerating, it probably been 8-10 times 😑

i just realized, but in twilight you get the impression that rosalie is the only one who (rightfully) realizes the risk bella is putting in their family, but ALL of the rest of them are willing to look it over for bella. like i hate that rosalie is boiled down to basically being a dumb blonde when she was actually right about everything. like idek i wish there was more pushback from others like carlisle and jasper :/

reading a book with a protagonist who is both a waitress AND a writer is just so, so perfect, and satisfying.

Palestinians informing Ferguson protestors then vs Hong Kong informing BLM/George Floyd protestors now is so sad, so eerie, and makes so much sense.

“is the struggle endless? i would say that, as our struggles mature, we produce new ideas, new issues, and new terrains on which we engage in the quest for freedom.”

bruh what didnt new moon literally end with the reveal that changing bella would break the treaty??? (or am i confusing that w the movie?) in either case, im YEAH it would make sense for billy to be worried. edward stop fantasizing about killing the Quileute peoples thanks 🙃

“i thought of pomegranate seeds for the first time in a while.” NOT LONG ENOUGH. we get it. WE GET IT. ITS A METAPHOR LOL STOP BEATING IT INTO US

damn she REALLY does NOT want ANYONE to like Rosalie lmfaoooo

omg edward thinking about cooking for bella even though he can’t eat human food 😭😭😭 why is he so fucking SOFT??? why can’t SMeyer write a novella between Twilight and New Moon of edward and bella enjoying summer break together tf

“what was a little fire to all this light?” 🥺🥺🥺

okay how many times does edward need to reference Persephone and the pomegranate 💀 this is like what # 5?

tbh it’s so funny to me that edward is like SO obsessed with bella and what she might be thinking when like.....in all of twilight, she was literally “no thoughts, head empty.”

so bella likes gone with the wind...AND orson scott card........yikes.

“i could feel (Charlie’s) intentions but they never resolved into full sentences.... at least that’s what i thought he was thinking. i might have misconstrued parts.” huh. that’s so interesting that Edward couldn’t technically read every thought that passed through Charlie’s mind. i can’t wait to read when they first meet 👀

ok we get it SMeyer, you hate Rosalie

“i supposed this meant i was now free to slaughter the small, defenseless tribe on the coastline” of all the things you could have said, you said THAT? yikes. big big fucking yikes. it doesn’t matter if a fucking “treaty” was broken, SMeyer didn’t need to write that shit.

edward getting jealous over thinking bella is dreaming of Hugh Grant 💀💀💀💀💀 BRUH I CANT JADHSKNdlskskxjwKksmSKDBEK

SPOILERS I GUESS? but....the fact that Rosalie votes to fuckin KILL BELLA bc she might talk and Carlisle being the one to say “every life is precious” is tbh hilarious bc Rosalie was the one who wanted to protect Reneseme (it however you spell her name) in BD 💀 also ironic and very fitting that the same ppl irl who would kill people turn around and protect fetuses from being aborted lmao

“she wasn’t like other humans.” IF YOU DONT STOP - 💀