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... “We’ll do our best to avoid that,” the Guv said.
“There’s two of us. They don’t stand a chance.”
Barker nodded. “That’s the spirit, Thomas.”
“That was sarcasm, sir.”

This idea of trying to solve the murders in the tower from an inspector's pow is pure genius.

'...Had them smothered.'
'Smothered?' said Grant, interested. 'I didn't know that.'
'Smothered with pillows.' She banged his own pillows with a fragile vigorous fist, and replaced them with speed and precision.
'Why smothering? Why not poison?' Grant inquired.
'Don't ask me. I didn't arrange it.'

Well well
I get an email from amazon "we want to improve please take this survey to help us blah blah" so I click on it.
It starts asking if I work for *insert list of brands* next if I work on *list of jobs related to publicity* next what country I live in... and....
"Thank you for volunteering to give us your opinion and input. Unfortunately you are not eligible for this particular study..." wtf?