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I am in love with the brothers Lynch: the boring one, the reckless one, and the lackadaisical one.

PYNCH!!!

Alright, I did not see the incest coming and it’s not helping me to enjoy this book at all

I am physically tense from reading this

How am I supposed to do homework with this burning a hole in my backpack?

Perk of working at a bookstore: I found one of these in the break room and I don’t plan to return it

Yep, this book is going to give me an ulcer and I’m going to thank it afterwards

I blinked and this became a courtroom drama

This book is crack. I actually haven’t put it down in three hours and I’m at work


I need to know everyone ends up okay

This audiobook sounds just like a serial podcast. I keep forgetting it’s an actual book

I’m getting dystopian Captive Prince vibes from this and I’m here for every word of it

Baz’s flower suit and his general gothic prince vibe really do it for me

This road trip is giving me life

“Snow’s table manners are atrocious—it’s like watching a wild dog eat. A wild dog you’d like to slip the tongue.”

Simon: I hate Baz

Also Simon: *only thinks about and asks about Baz for the whole first three days at Watford*

Four years after reading it for the first time... let’s see if it’s as magical as I remember

Lila's unbridled impulsiveness is so relatable

I have literally been guzzling water throughout this book

And I'm not even a third of the way in...

I’m already thirsty and people aren’t even conserving water yet

The real magic in these books is the writing... it’s so so beautiful

PSA: the audiobook for this is amazing

The writing is a bit meh but holy hell am I here for this book

Ollie is one the softest boys I’ve read about in years

He must be protected

One word description of this book so far: fun

Can someone mail me tissues because I’m about to be a mess

Update: this book just inspired me to watch Grease at two in the morning

I’m reading this for my counseling class so we’ll see how it goes

I need YOUR help! (this is an Uncle Sam level call to action)

Which book do I read next: Only Mostly Devastated or Yes No Maybe So?

“I long to live in a world where equal treatment is not something in need of commending.”