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holy flip why is detective dude absolutely ripped what's with the perfect 6-pack 😭

PLEASE DO NOT COMMIT NECROPHILIA

wait help im confused now why are there different versions of killing stalking

HOLY SHIT ITS A CONAN GRAY SONG

Horror recs? 🤗

“Purse?”
“Pockets.”
His eyebrows went up. “Nice.”
SECURITY GUARD KNOWS WHATS UP

I’m so pissed abt the comment that men and women can’t be platonic friends that I now want them to end up as platonic friends, even tho ik that’s not gonna happen, which is only going to back up her horrible mindset

The true meaning of one step forward and two steps back is finishing one book on ur tbr and adding 2 more

Why on motherfucking earth would you name a cat fitzpervert

HIS ONE REDEEMING FACTOR HE LIKES HAMILTON

God I’m reading at snails pace… please, listen to Laney she’s the only semi-sane one here when she isn’t talking like she stepped out of 2018

Please help a) wtf is Libby Loo b) why are we quoting sweet home Alabama 💀

I’ve succumbed to the pressureeee. My friend hyped this book up so much I’m never gonna let her forget it if I hate it

Omg Tsukiko’s name is spelled 月子that’s so sweettt

He pins you down on the carpettt makes paintings with his tongueee

HAPPY HEATHER DAY RAHH

I’m gonna cry I got spoiled searching up Marco’s age 😭

If only I could change clothes and hairstyles at will 😭😭 also excuse my slow reading I was making a dramatis personae and got kinda carried away

Please don’t tell me it’s cannibalism

Please lord I never want to hear abt the origins of a word the pain is too fresh from Babel 😭

Ok but imagine Kitay in Babel..

the ppl in my french class have witnessed me crying over books too many times...

“Smoking opium is the safest and most gentleman-like speculation I am aware of.”

Me when I lie:

I should be touched but instead I’m wondering how I never learned what the Chinese character for dawn or dusk is-

HOLY SHIT IS THIS A CONFESSION?!?

What the flip Anthony’s black now I have to recreate my mental image of him 😭

NOOO ANTHONY WTF PLS TELL ME HE COMES BACK 😭

AHAHAHHAHAHA ATE ROBINN

Help I just saw a Pinterest comment describing trump as a “pumpkin spice palpatine”

I should eat my ACT prep guide