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why do i sound like i get possessed by a chicken whenever i watch bls 😔

Rizzio sounds way too close to rizzler for my comfort

The feng shui of Jane’s room is pissing me off

IS HE FLEXING HIS FOREHEAD 😭😭

GUESS WHO JUST GOT THE POPPY WAR TRILOGY?!? AHAHHDJDJDJS

Life when I understand Adèle’s French: 🥰👑💅🏻🐬🌺☺️🍭💃🏻🦋🌈🥳🦄⭐️💐

Coping with character death ❌
Watching edits of them ✅

haha guess who just watched netflix for 5 hours straight instead of sleeping haha

MERRY CHRISTMAS BAES HOPE U GOT LOTS OF PRESENTS AND SPENT LOTS OF TIME WITH PPL U LOVE 🫶🫶🫶

i just read a spring without you is coming and now im mentally destroyed 😃

RECOMMENDATION: WHEN ORV GETS TOO DEPRESSING GO TO A03 AND READ AND I HOPE THAT ONE DAY YOU WILL LOVE YOURSELF TOO BY DKDLEL3

this book makes me so fucking mad but there's technically nothing wrong with it yet so i must continue to find red flags 🫡

why is he acting like growing up in a household where p0rn is prohibited is out of the ordinary...

dong gyu... what the fuck are you doing...

i decided i need an actual basis for hating him before i stop reading... so im back ig...

Guess who just spent an hour reading a 38-page introduction 😃✋🏻

WHY IS THE INTRODUCTION GIVING SPOILERS 😭😭

Forget what I said before abt the whole gene thing, I’d die if Xie Lian called Hua Cheng didi which in retrospect looks kinda strange in English

is there anything more romantic than offering an armory to someone?

ngl im actually kinda annoyed with the whole "gege" thing... like it literally means older brother and it's weirdddd

someone needs to explain why the freakiest fanart is always the best quality-

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS LING WEN SLANDER SHE IS (literally) A GODDESS AND SO FUCKING TALENTED AND ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS AND AMAZING RAHHHH

Ok so Gatsby’s infatuation w Daisy is actually kinda cute rn… but this is going to go so downhill I just know it 😭

Wait stop I actually kinda like Jordan

How tf r large parties more intimate than small parties… and I was just starting to like u Jordan

"If I was beautiful then there's no but? As long as I look good!"