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HIS BEARD IS GONE REJOICE

"his lips claimed hers" ok you fucking colonist now give them back 😍

Roman better shave at first opportunity or I will crawl into the book and hack his beard off his face

i was actually feeling the ship an then the author had to go and make iris sit on roman's lap 😭

Fuck being gen z I’d rather be generation why

i need to stop reading and watching stuff with food in it at night cus all it does is make me hungry.

KANEJ IS ASEXUAL FIGHT ME

AWWW MARISOL AND KEEGAN 🫶🫶

COME ON MISSED OPPORTUNITY TO USE LITTLE FLOWER AS A PEN NAME 😭😭

COME ON MISSED OPPORTUNITY TO USE LITTLE FLOWER AS A PEN NAME 😭😭

https://www.tumblr.com/justaleafinthe...

just one more reason to hate on trump ig 😭

i fucking love tumblr

“There is no greater teacher than being forced to face your own mortality.” - some guy at a church event
I CRIEDDD HIS STORY WAS SO SAD THANK U FOR MAKING ME GO KAZZLE DAZZLE

i created a universe and was worried i made too many ppl lgbtq so i made a chart
no ship but not aro: 23
aro: 1
gay: 10
lesbian: 1
straight: 7 (cus one of them doesn't actually exists, it's complicated)
i haven't decided yet: 1
deceased partner: 1
is this a weird balance? is a balance even needed? i don't wanna seem too tryhard "woke" (i hate that word btw, but i feel it's semi-approp for thsi situation)

ORV PHYSICALALLALALALA IN ENGLISHSHS

https://a.co/d/bHqcGQy

America is cooked 😃

i fucking hate the line "you did so good for me" especially after spicy scenes STFU WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Sun Wukong calling Dokja maknae seems so out of place, HES NOT EVEN KOREAN also it just makes my think of maknae on top 😭
unrelated FINALLY LEARNED GILYEONG'S SPONSOR OMFGG

i need more hot women (real or fictional) in my life

"We are drawn to this profession because we are damaged - we study psychology to heal ourselves."
WHERE ARE THE CAMERAS 👹👹👹

i actually love the reading together skill

someone help me how does the internal rhyme of the raven contribute to the tone

insanity is doing an assignment on the raven and staring at poe from bsd for motivation

spotify needs a comments section

“I hope Brad and Patrick decide to make up and dance in front of the whole school. I hope Alice is secretly lesbian and in love with Brad’s girlfriend Nancy (and vice versa), so nobody feels left out.”

Honestly yes please happen please please please 😭😭😭

**spoilers**

NO BRAD AND PATRICK WHYYY SKDKDNXNDNDN THEY WERE SUCH A NJCE COUPLE AND I HATE HOW CHARLIE IS LIKE THE REBOUND DUDE OR WTV WHY PATRICK NOO

Normalize dressing extra for everything ✨

i have quite literally been in tears for this whole book. literally. this book is making me feel lonely

how has this book already made me cry twice 😖
brad gives bottom energy ✨