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WAIT ACTUALLY I THINK I FIGURED IT OUT CUS ITS DIFFERENT TIMELINES OR MAYBE IM JUST DUMB

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but i'm genuinely kinda confused. the junghyeok that i've been reading abt isn't 3rd round but 1864th round but this round was formed bc SP sent dokja into the 1863rd round and SP's plan to kill himself failed. but then who is SP? he's junghyeok from the 1863rd round? he's the jungheyok that survived? but the junghyeok that survived is also the one i'm reading about right now? is it some sort of paradox?

JUNGHYEOK'S FRAGMENTED MEMORIES ARE ALL OF DOKJA WHAT THE GAY

i'm speechless that plot twist just stabbed me in the heart and twisted the knife deeper

WHY DO CHARACTERS SAYING "you're late" ALWAYS GET TO ME ISTG JUNGHYEOK U SUNFISH BASTARD

GODDAM SANGAH YESS SHE'S ACTUALLY SO BADASS COWER IN FEAR DOKJA

ok but why do they keep saying maknae ur not korean 😭

""Hey, maknae-yah. What are you busy yapping on about?’"
maknae? MAKNAE?!!
MAKNAE ON TOP OOOH-WOAH-OHHH MAKENAE ON TOPP OOH-WOAHH-OHH (someone please understand the reference 😭)

there's no way i suffered through 50 pages of pure depression only for the book to dokja it's way out of it

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"And Kim Dok-Ja was now that creature's possession."
WHAT THE FLIP FLAP TICK TACK WIBBILY WACK SP RETURN DOKJA TO 3RD ROUND JUNGHYEOK

i hate trying to find realistic ways for characters to meet each other, especially when they're introverted 😭 if anyone has tips please share

a couple minutes ago i was laughing about gilyeong flipping off the enemies
i turned the page
and now i'm ugly crying
THEY KEPT PILING IT ON AND ON I SWEAR THEN THEY HIT ME WITH [Fable 'Life and Death Companions' is protecting you] AND I BROKE.
THEN IT GOT WORSE
[You need to tell him, always be next to him, and reaffirm it for him.][Until he realises that he's truly not alone anymore.]
ORV IS GIVING ME DEPRESSSION

Yi Gil-Yeong flipped them a middle finger, instead. "Why don't you munch on this!"
DAM GILYEONG HOW OLD R U AGAIN 😭😭 i'm aware that he's probably like 14 or 15 rn but like.. he's still 10 in my mind

bc i feel like ranting abt jinx:
I FEEL SO BAD FOR DAN IF HE ENDS UP WITH JAEKHYUN I WILL CRY
i've only read 2 chapters, but it is downright p*rnograhic. they illustrate the s*x scenes with uhh extreme detail that i did NOT need to see
"oh he has character development" "oh he saved dan from being gangr*ped" YEAH IRONIC SEEING AS HE BASICALLY R*PES DAN 😭 HE CANNOT BE REDEEMED

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"A single silvery line drew along the impressively-vast river's surface, and every single battleship in the vicinity exploded into bits and pieces in a loud screech."
EAT DOWN HUIWON MY WIFEEEEE (but also hyeseong's ily too bro)

i accidentally said "what the fuck" in the most perfect micky mouse impression bc my voice cracked TvT

YESS GIRLY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT 😭👏🏻
I’m feeling some weird emotion right now that I don’t know how to explain and it both hurts and also feels nice

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That part where Kitay and Rin are bonded and there is a pair of black and white carp.. ALL I COULD THINK ABT WAS THE SATOSUGU BLACK AND WHITE BETA FISH 😭😭😭

long hair and traditional clothing makes me WEAK 😭😭

i honestly hate half the characters in actual chinese mythology but when they're adapted... 🤭

i'm actually so dumb i didn't realize that vaisra was actually nezha's father in chinese mythology 😭

OH MY GODDDD JUNGHYEOK IS HOLDING DOKJA'S WRIST?1!! AHAHAHHAHADJFAD;SFAJSLDJF;ASJDF

HOLY SHIT ORV IS STILL ONGOING WHY WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS??!!

i hate it when whispers aren't relatable

i feel like i'm actually a decently fast reader i just don't have time to read TvT
i think it's rlly ironic how nezha is water considering his name loll
ALSO WATER AND FIRE WHAT IS THIS SOULMATE BEHAVIORORROROR

THE COPEIUM IS COPEIUMING

THIS IS UNFAIR GIVE ME MURIM DUMPLINGSSSS

headcanon: whenever dokja isn't there *cough cough self sacrifice* junghyeok is actually kinda polite as in he rarely talks or interacts with kimcom. only when dokja is around does junghyeok get petty asf

Jinzha is a bitch
Venka is so badass
Kitay is amazing but he curses way too much for my liking ngl
The not to subtle racism is hilarious (small eyes and looking yellow lmfao)
I feel like I should be used to the cruelty but I’m not it still makes me sad
AUGUS IS SO PRECIOUS MY BABY

the struggle of wanting a character as a father figure, or a brother figure, but they're also ur son even tho they're older than you, but you also simp for them, but they're also gay and you ship them with another character

someone teach my how to not gaf
i just busted my ass and i felt so proud of myself cus i did 100 jumping jacks, 100 burpees, and like those plank crawl thingies
THEN MY MOTHER, WHO IS ALWAYS TELLING ME TO EXCERSIE MORE, HAS THE AUDACITY TO QUESTION WHETHER I DID IT OR NOT. MEANWHILE I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK (not actually) ON THE FLOOR CUS I'M SO TIRED. and now i feel kinda sad and guilty idk
HYPOCRACY AT IT'S FINEST