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The absolute AUDACITY of people who try tk snatch your earbuds out do your ear to talk to you. HELLO JUST TAP ME ON THE SHOULDER OR SMTH

Someone needs to write a book w a love triangle except the girl finds out it she’s lesbian or aroace and the guys fall for each other

Please I literally don’t even give a shit abt buildup anymore just take me to when she starts murdering people 😭😭😭

Please not the nerd suddenly looks better without glasses trope I expected better 😔

i love science balancing chemical formulas makes me feel smart

Level impossible:
Watch blink gone without breaking my down
I will need at least a month to get over it

I JUST WATCHED THE WHIPLASH MUSIC VIDEO HOLY SHIT IS THIS WHAT THEY MEAN BY BI PANIC 😭😭

im rlly confused i thought internet archive was some random, obscure website that i just randomly use bc it had all 5.5 novels of orv is it actually smth well known??

please why am i feeling a little called out
"one of the many white women, like those who write queer fan fiction of The Untamed, who not only have an unexamined fetish for feminine-looking Asian men, but who think Chinese history is something to cherry-pick from in search of intriguing and shiny nuggets..." PLEASE I LIKE PRETTY ASIAN MEN I SWEAR ITS NOT A WHOLE FETISH THO IS IT STILL WEIRD IF I'M ALSO CHINESE

What are some beautiful titles?

i can't tell you how many times i read/watched something in my childhood that i thought was just some random ass thing that my parents found and later found out it was actually rlly popular 😭😭

THE UNTAMED MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️

"All soldier must read webnovels during their downtime. Reading webnovels is the alpha and omega of a productive downtime."
PLEASE LET THIS BE AN ERROR IN TRANSLATION DOKJA PUT THOSE WORDS BACK INTO YOU MOUTH I DID NOT JUST READ THAT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL JUNGHYEOK IS WEARING A FOX EAR HEADBAND AND DOKJA IS WEARING A WOLF EAR ONE RAHHHHAHSDLFJASD;FJA;DF

*SPOILER WARNINGGG*

there is no fucking way that Master of Steel is that tin woodman dude from wizard of oz 💀

INTERNET ARCHIVE IS FINALLY BACK THANK GOD I WAS ABT TO GO INSANE

WHY IS SHERLOCK HOLMES IN ALMOST EVERY SINGLE A03 FANDOM HOW TF IS IT AN ANIME OR MANGA 😭😭

"I've read dozens of guides to the Chinese kinship nomenclature system by now. It makes no goddamn sense."
FOR REAL BRO WHO TF CAME UP WITH THIS WHY ARE THERE DIFFERENT NAMES FOR YOUNGER AND OLDER UNCLES AND AUNTS AND PATERNAL VS MATERNAL AND BLOOD VS BY MARRIAGE

What the flip I’m crying 😭😭

Donald trump ❌
Kamala Harris ❌
Karl ✅

That feeling when u join a fandom and just unlock a whole subculture with their own language, inside jokes, references >>>>>>>

First of all, ignore whatever tf I said before I think I was on smth

Second, I keep thinking someone is gonna betray Rin 😭 I lwk don’t trust venka bc I feel like she’s kinda suspicious and when Rin was in the turtle I thought someone was gonna stab her

wait omg r the rings nezha has like those fire ring thingies or the universal ring that actual chinese mythology nezha has?! or r they smth completely different and i'm just tripping-

also don't answer this question i don't want *maybe* spoilers

"He's swept almost all the chess players off the board."
"But?" Rin pressed.
"But he's forgotten one thing." He tapped his forehead. "I've always thrashed him at chess."

ASDFJLASDJF;AJF KITAY I LOVE YOU SDJFKAJDSFL;JADSFJ 😭😭 LITERALLY FALLING OVER AT THIS LINEEEEASDJFAJDF;AJDF

USA stands for:
United States of America ❎
Ulgo Shipji Anha ✅
i don't expect anyone to get the joke, but if you do, i love you

why do i feel as if it's almost "trendy" to be asian (literally just korean, japanese and chinese) now-

please don't let the random ass books i've been adding to my read page be a reflection of my current book taste

i just whisper-ranted to myself for a whole hour what is happening this is not ok-

this book is fucking me up so bad i'm approving of cannibalism