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I DONT NORMALLY LIKE SMUT BUT I JUST READ THE MOST AMAZING, ASTONISHING, DUMBFOUNDING, FLABBERGASTING, STUNNING, BREATHTAKING, SENSATIONAL, PHENOMENAL, UNIMAGINABLE, JAW-DROPPING, AWE-INSPIRING, HEART-STOPPING FIC EVER IT WAS SO PRETTYTYTYYT AND IT WAS FUCKING HOT

please save me i tried to read i love atsushi and it was so disgusting and horrifying i started reading killing stalking to COPE

guys why am i having a crisis abt whether to read smth in light or dark mode cus the vibes r dark mode but i wanna stay loyal to how i read it the first time but I DON'T REMEMBER HOW I READ IT THE FIRST TIMEEE

MY BABY LINTON DOES NOT DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCK U HEATHCLIFF

“Heathcliff, if I were you, I’d go stretch myself over her grave, and die like a faithful dog.”
AHHAHHA ATE ISABELLA

Bring back watching kids shows. When I was a kid I watched octonauts, odd squad, wild kratts, etc. and now kids just watch yt shorts and get brainrotted 😭

guys use recommendmeabook.com it's amazinggg

Istg cathy u don’t deserve to die this is all ur fault

AHHHH I JUST FINISHED MY FIRST STORY EVER IM SO PROUD OF MYSELFF

That feeling when u try to recommend someone books and realize you don’t read anything age appropriate

The Prince of Hearts sounds so attractive 😔✋🏻

the salted humans are making me hungry

“Julian moaned and arched his back.”

SIR WHAT R U ON UR SO FUCKING ANNOYING AND UR SO BAD AT FLIRTING TOO 😭 SCARLETT BETTER MEET LEGEND (unless julian is Legend) AND HE BETTER BE AMAZING AND HOT AND A GOOD PERSON

NOT THE ONE BED TROPE 👹👹

Sir… she is your cousin 😃✋🏻

Never thought I’d feel bad for three pieces of plastic, a pen, and an old cell phone

HAPPY NEW YEARS, HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING 2025 FILLED WITH LOTS OF AMAZING BOOKS AND COZY READING MOMENTS

nvm santa claus is not a constellation (tho i kinda wish he was..)

im sry but IS SANTA CLAUS A CONSTELLATION 😭😭😭

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AHHHH THE ICONIC BACK SURFING SCENEE

in conclusion...
143 --> ily or you're on the right path
245 --> have faith in decisions
199 --> we write our own realities, an ending of an important phase
anyway this was probably just some random ass number the author chose and im just crazy thank u for coming to my ted talk

245 --> together it means to have trust and faith in decisions
199 --> this is think is rlly cool... 1 relates to creativity, new beginnings, and a reminder that WE WRITE OUR OWN REALITIES. 9 denotes ENDINGS AND CONCLUSION. the number all together is represent a closing of an important phase in your life
alsooo 143 can also be a message that you're on the right path
message contt

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dokja had 143,245,199 coins saved up.. so i tried to search up the meaning.
143 --> i love you
245 --> based on the angel number 2 is balance/harmony, relationships, adaptability, and serving your soul mission & life purpose, 4 is endurance, hard work, values, and diligence to achieve goals, 5 is related with making important life choices and learning life lessons thru experience
another message

THE SYMBOLISMMMM

do u ever get that feeling when you're like "holy shit sex is something ppl actually do in real life and not just smth u read abt in books"

the chinese ancestors that haunt the restaurant are glaring in disappointment rn

Why does Jane actually have such good comebacks 😭

How the hell did a FULL GROWN MAN pull off a gipsy woman 😭

🎶 Gotta work 🎶 gotta make that money make purse 🎶