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when you try to read happy ff but inevitably end up reading angst

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"Seungho."
"Yes my lord?"
THE WAY MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY THE ROLE REVERSAL IS SO DFAJSDLFJA;LDJFADSF

a lovely comment i saw: he's pivoting violently from red to green in the spirit of christmas

it's not a bl without a bathtub scene

i'll pay for ur therapy mr. kim 😭

im lwk mad bc i feel like i could have forgiven seungho at least a little bit if he had a good backstory EXCEPT for the fact that he sent nakyum into a 10 day coma...

denial is a river in egypt honey and while you're at it jump off a cliff

ARGHGHHG I WANT INTERESTING BACKSTORIESSS

dam why the assassin guy kinda...

how does seungho not have any stds

THERES NO WAY EUGENIE ISNT LESBIAN DUMAS LITERALLY REFERENCED SAPPHO WHILE TALKING ABT HER 😭

i did not just watch an episode abt a creepy ghost dude just to have my conditioner randomly fall over in my shower

nakyum has been in a 10 DAY COMA BC OF SEUNGHO WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!

how tf do u fck someone so much they literally get sick FOR 4 DAYS?? AND NOW HE MIGHT DIE?? IDK WHETHER TO BE SKEPTICAL AT THE ACCURACY OF THIS OR INCREDIBLY PISSED AT SEUNGHO

am i the only one obsessed with the trope of people meeting years before they fall in love, and after they fall in love, realize they had met before?

kinda random but my ships:

valentine and maximillian
eugenie and louise d'armilly (eugenie gives me such strong lesbian vibes)
franz and albert (hear me out here... they kinda give me friends w benefits vibes...)

my debate coach promised me a pikachu plushie bigger than my torso if i make it past prelims in the nationals tournament and that plushie is so cute and fat so u guys need to pray for me fr

Nick better take an Am I Gay test

“Erm… aren’t I a bit small and weak for rugby?” BYE WHAT IS THIS I JUST GOT THE BIGGEST ICK EVER 😭😭

bro im supposed to be working on an ela narrative and i somehow fell into a rabbit hole of trying to figure out the yaoi/yuri hierarchy and so far i've learned that there is a yaoi jesus?? and different fudanshi lords and if there are fudanshi lords then i nominate uriel to be lady fudanshi and who tf is actually deciding this what am i doing with my life

why do so many bl semes smoke? is lung cancer sexy now??!

if their backstory is boring i'm gonna cry

ok so the bathtub scene is absolutely mandatory for every bl 😃

GUYS I ACTUALLY LOVE CHANWOO AND MD SO MUCH 😭😭

guys i was trying to start up bj alex again and i realized that pearl boy lwk made me unable to handle reading garbage bl anymore 😨

DOM JOOHA SUPREMACY HOLY