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nami is so fucking hot 😫

Do they just not wash sheets??

PETER IS SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIEEE

If I hear the name Dante one more time in the next 3 days I’m going to murder somebody and burn The Inferno

Whoopsies wrong translation

WHO LAUGHS WHEN THEY COME 😭😭 IS THAT WHAT THIS IS TRYING TO SAY??!

NOOO I FUCKING CALLED IT NOT THE SIMPING OVER HIS BRITISH ACCENT 😭😭

THE LITTLE “oh.” IN ITALICS

My interpretation of music groups or smth so far:

Orchestra kids - pretentious as hell and super competitive. I’m surprised no one has murdered anyone to move up a chair yet

Band kids - feral children raised in the jungle together and very questionably straight. Fast food places hate to see them coming on band trips

Chorus kids - they think they’re weird but they haven’t met band kids yet.

Dam I can’t believe I didn’t have to wait the whole boom for them to kiss

I have to say this is one of the silliest premises I’ve ever heard of, so let’s see how I goes I guess. If I hear ONE THING abt how Henry’s British accent is hot I will LOOSE IT.

we need a General Woman's Union of Castration irl so we can cut off the genitals of guys who harass women

OK NAME DROP PERIOD

a TON of respect to ff writers, i'm trying to write one and it's hard as hell, i don't know how ppl do this on a daily basis

Tell me tho who’s Penelope?
She’s my wifeee
…Anyways I’ve got all u could want here all u could need here

“What was his best part?”
“His lover, Patroclus.”

MADELINE MILLER AUGHSJSJJSKSK

my urge to read fanfiction is constantly fighting with my urge to avoid spoilers

the way khladore or wtv his other name is pushes up his glasses pissed me off so much

Shanks is so fine 😫

hello why is the author giving me their dick measurements 😭😭

it's probably bc i'm not korean, but i've never understood the deal with honorifics. in bls ppl always go crazy if they're referred to as "hyung" and i'm always confused. is it rlly that big of a deal?

sigh... the tolerance to nc never gets better... tho i suppose i should be glad bl hasn't unsensitized me

so like... i kinda just realized that they're a black and white duo... pls let them have a happy ending i can't take more doomed yaoi

GEUMSUN I WANT TO RIP UR FUCKING THROAT OUT U STUPID LITTLE GASLIGHTING GRAPIST

“We hold this trust to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal.”

Oh look Angelica won

“If it’s not in the text, it doesn’t exist.”

That, my dear friend, is why we have this beautiful thing called fanfiction.

“April is the cruelest month.”

Chat is this a your lie in April reference 🥀💔

“Best friend” Patroclus

Ok I need to lock in and finish this book before school starts AHSHSHS