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Foiled again by fucking poetry. If I were God Emperor of the Literary World, I would make it a law that all poetry collections could not have cool covers. Cool covers are for fiction books, mmkay?

'Being told to die is the first step in the scythkin mating ritual, though it is rarer among humans. Somehow, I don’t think she knows that.'

I've said before that Terry Goodkind now writes anime. I will also say that since he concluded the Omen Machine series, each book has digressed into comedy gold in surprising ways.

"I gave you a good home here; I fed and unclothed you, gave you sex whenever I wanted it, and you didn’t appreciate my love. You ran off and left me miserable and helpless . . .”

Wol-vriey. Brainchew 2: Out Of Their Heads (p. 130). Burning Bulb Publishing. Kindle Edition.

There are many other books out there about this thing called H I S T O R Y. This one is about an aristocrat who spent a lot of time entertaining National Socialists and was all but disowned by his family and the United Kingdom for it. I, of course, had a grandmother who escaped from Nazi Germany with an American sailor. I also don't believe in socialism (unlike my detractors), and worship a Jew.

I think someone saw that I was reading this and misunderstood/took things out of context. This is a book about something called H I S T O R Y. It refers to things that happened in the past that can offer us a roadmap of what to look for in the present. It's not a primer for adding the Big A to your friends list on social media.

'The gays are known for exaggerating. Big time. Steve Patton’s brother, Greg, said there was a million people over at Josh Marshall’s house last Saturday, but I talked to Josh and he said there was only eight. (Steve Patton’s brother is gay…) Also, there is enough paranormal activity each day that you don’t have to talk to any of the ethnics either.'

Hamburger, Trey. Ghosts Aliens . Crown. Kindle Edition.

'Do you think gay people would eat dick-shaped crackers? Probably.'

Hamburger, Trey. Ghosts Aliens . Crown. Kindle Edition.