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'Tom looks from his computer screen to his wife and says, “You're right my darling. It's hard work, but someone has to do it. If I can destroy one author, particularly one of these so called indy authors, then I've made the world a better place to live.”

It's the hero we need and deserve! Amen.

I fucking love Grin for taking on an entire legion of bandits singlehandedly in order to save his friends.

'Maybe it was my secret hope that one of them would push past me and say, “Hey, Ihave to marry you, so get on your knees on the bed and let’s fuck and then be boygirlfriends forever and see a movie.” That’s the sort of abstract psychosexual cloud that drifts around my mind most of the time.'
I know that feel, bro.

'She watched a horrified expression conquer June's face as the monster jammed something in her mouth. It smelled rancid and tasted exactly how it smelled. The object was long and pink and ribbed in all the right places. The monster forced the sex toy down her gullet until it was gone. She tried to swallow but couldn't. The rubber dick was too large and now stuck, permanently lodged in her esophagus.'