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It took the owner nearly half an hour of moving heavy boxes out of the way to clear a space to set up the ladder and retrieve the box. “Here you go your royal highness. It says ‘DO NOT OPEN . . . EVER . . . AGAIN’ but, boy, this sure is important what you’re doing; why let something like a clear written warning hold you back?”

“Excuse me sir, do you have any more? Perhaps in the back or up in an attic space or something? I’m looking for the coolest t-shirt you see and–” “Oh yes, by all means your royal highness!” oozed the t-shirt shop owner, “I would love nothing more than to continue to aid you in your quest to purchase a single t-shirt from my store that was to have closed nearly two hours ago."

I mean, I was the baby, even if I was six, or nine, or eleven years at the time they were storytelling. And if Momma really loved me, why was I not allowed to put my mouth to her breast and feed, too?

Smith, Logan Ryan. The Sun My Destiny (p. 24). Transmission Press. Kindle Edition.

Jay, this ride isn't fun any more. I'm about to call 911 to get those characters out of this room myself if you don't open that door.

God, this is uncomfortable! The tension here is worse than Gerald's Game!

“What’s the strategy, sir? Please tell me because I don’t see it.” The large man was getting increasingly anxious. “And if this is to be the end, just tell me that, as well. I would make my peace with God before I go.” “He doesn’t care about your peace, Texx.” The red-haired man frowned at Krill’s words. “I’m sorry, but it’s true. But not to worry because this is not the end. It is but a beginning.”

“We’re all human, Viktor.” “No. You’re not. You’re men and women, barely more than the animals you consume and domesticate. Only I am human, and I paid a heavy price for the right to call myself that.”

Early, Jarrett Brandon. The Rott Inertia (The Station Trilogy Book 2) (pp. 132-133). Jarrett Brandon Early. Kindle Edition.

Three characters in one room and two out of three of them have never eaten Froot Loops before. The exterminator characters are annoying. The ones on the golf course, not so much.

The Winter Tiger laughed as he sheathed his sword, when they met each other’s gazed he stated, ‘I am above religion. Tell everyone.’

We'll just see about that, kitty cat.

“Oop, here he goes,” said Diana’s Purr, Curr. “He’s been torturing us with this shit as long as we’ve been here. And it goes on. He’s the Chinese water torture of I-told-you-so’s.”

Sterzinger, Ann. ELEKTRA'S REVENGE: The Full Epic: Proof and Pre-print Version (Lyfe Complete Series Book 4) (p. 495). Kindle Edition.

“You ARE welcome, your cum-mopping highness.”

Sterzinger, Ann. ELEKTRA'S REVENGE: The Full Epic: Proof and Pre-print Version (Lyfe Complete Series Book 4) (p. 456). Kindle Edition.

The camera cut to the Judge, who looked bored. “Order or something,” the Judge said, almost conversationally. “I’ve given you way more than your five minutes.” She yawned.

Sterzinger, Ann. ELEKTRA'S REVENGE: The Full Epic: Proof and Pre-print Version (Lyfe Complete Series Book 4) (p. 414). Kindle Edition.