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i’m so glad the female narrator did the sex scene bc i would not have been able to take the male narrator seriously at all he is TOO goofy (don’t get me wrong he’s great for the comedic scenes but uhhhh)

also taking down a centuries old notorious
vampire organization with TAXES….help. how did this guy fumble that meeting so bad bro How.

Fuck yeah vampire sex loving it. Again this is so camp. Should probably not be listening to this while at work atm.

Also just another thing. He can’t blush but he can get hard. How does that work?

“what is this, some kind of league of legends?” ahh scenario

All I’m saying is if a hot guy asked to suck my blood while we were making out I would Not have panicked and ran away. Thats all I’m saying.

Again - this book is so camp lowk. I’m glad they’re communicating though. I do think unfortunately the narrators are ehhh.

Also I got this book on a whim cause it was available why r there four people waiting for it on Libby tf.

Castle Dracula arc you will always be famous…shame you were so short.

“These may be the last words I ever write in this diary.” Page 55 of 350 by the way. Yes there r multiple perspectives but still! Jonathan you icon

Okay I know this is a bad perspective to see this book from and don’t get me wrong I have so many other things to say but…

There’s no way 50 years in that the organization of the Games is That Bad. Especially when it’ll be so pristine only 24 years later. Like what.

“I’m so excited to start Sunrise on the Reaping!” I said with joys.

I was then shot 57 times.

I know I say with every book I pick up that this one will be the one that gets me out of my reading slump but I really think this time for real. A bestseller express copy at my library that I visited by chance??? HELLO????

I feel like this book crossed the threshold of cringe and made it into camp…like reggie goofy asf hello

Picked up this one bc I wanted a random audiobook to listen to during work and this sounded right up my alley (I’ve been needing a trashy romcom and this one has VAMPIRES!) The male narrator is NOT doing it for me and this book is so dated (Taylor Swift mentioned twice. Among other things.) I can’t really stand this book so far but I needed something like this so we’ll see how long I hold on to it

ok wig

Finally reading Brandon Sanderson here’s hoping I like it (this copy is due on Tuesday and I can’t renew it because people have it on hold so I hope I’m able to read it quickly while still fully engaging with it)

I read the preface and am already getting good vibes esp bro acknowledging that a lot of writer success is luck with marketing but anyways THERES ALSO A MAP BC OF COURSE

actually the iliad is a workplace comedy

achilles and agamemnon throwing petty insults at each other fighting over slave women…bro let these girls live smh

achilles being all you disrespect me? your best warrior? what if i a) stopped fighting and b) asked my mommy to ask zeus to help the trojans instead of the achaeans out of spite lol

meanwhile zeus is like oh sure but my wife will nag so maybe better not

me? reading this just because i wanna read the odyssey because i got influenced by epic the musical? nooooo no wayyyy

plus when i read it four years ago i didnt read all of it cause it was for a class lmao anyways cool

HENRY YAY 😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

the fault in our stars mentioned and in such a devastating context 😭

I’m sorry. I spend this entire book forcing myself through it with not quite boredom but apathy just reading thru it because i don’t dislike it but it doesn’t draw me in either. u give me some saucy twists right at the end that would put tjr to bed, and then you fuck it all up by putting in a trope i don’t want anywhere NEAR my romances. fine! fine! yeah now i’m emotional but im mad! and annoyed UGGGGH

HAHA YES

oh hell no come on. ur telling me i clocked the wrong one. dont fuck with me right now 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

OH YIPEEEEE

oh hell no i’ve been praying this whole time that they don’t cowrite the book like just thinking from a marketing perspective it’ll likely be his book with her attached to it be so fr what a cop out i would prefer none book

speaking my truth jodi is a secret clone from the future 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

oop it’s giving princess diana

idgaf about anything else im barely paying attention to the ~mystery~ JUST TELL ME WHO JODI IS OH MY GOD

this shit better resolve in a really good way i swear to god emily

OH YIPPEE i LOVE when things start adding up!!!

jesus christ i knew dr david gave me the ick

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It’s so weird normally I’m reading Emily Henry and I’m BEGGING for the characters to bone but with this one where technically they have but not all the way I’m kinda like yeah I guess I hope it happens for u but I’m not particularly bothered if not

also i’m desperate for a plot twist like idk jodi is actually margaret or something like that bc this is such a tjr core book im just expecting that