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if i listen to this at 3x speed it’ll go by faster. no way yall are grown ass men fighting at ur parents house sorry. no way. stop it. dude if ur sister wants to bone ur friend whats wrong with that. its their decision and it has nothing to do with u. calm down. no way bro is grown and this pissed off. also the way it went down is humiliating omf bye. also yall have known each other for a week calm down

bc the show was fire so here i am

why are these grown ass ppl yelling at each other abt a condom wrapper on the floor STOP

I’m happy for them that they’re boning but truly I can’t understand why their dirty talk is like that seeing as they barely know each other…Again I just think the guy narrator is trying a little too hard…woman narrator is slaying it though

Honestly I think it would’ve been better if he was a little awkward and dorky tbh, but to each their own. I have no objective problems with this book (yet)

I’m happy for them that they’re boning but truly I can’t understand why their dirty talk is like that seeing as they barely know each other…Again I just think the guy narrator is trying a little too hard…woman narrator is slaying it though

Honestly I think it would’ve been better if he was a little awkward and dorky tbh, but to each their own. I have no objective problems with this book (yet)

I’m happy for them that they’re boning but truly I can’t understand why their dirty talk is like that seeing as they barely know each other…Again I just think the guy narrator is trying a little too hard…woman narrator is slaying it though

Honestly I think it would’ve been better if he was a little awkward and dorky tbh, but to each their own. I have no objective problems with this book (yet)

I’m happy for them that they’re boning but truly I can’t understand why their dirty talk is like that seeing as they barely know each other…Again I just think the guy narrator is trying a little too hard…woman narrator is slaying it though

Honestly I think it would’ve been better if he was a little awkward and dorky tbh, but to each their own. I have no objective problems with this book (yet)

I’m happy for them that they’re boning but truly I can’t understand why their dirty talk is like that seeing as they barely know each other…Again I just think the guy narrator is trying a little too hard…woman narrator is slaying it though

Honestly I think it would’ve been better if he was a little awkward and dorky tbh, but to each their own. I have no objective problems with this book (yet)

I think it's quite funny and ironic that in January I took out a bunch of books at the library about ADHD and executive dysfunction and how to manage it, but then I didn't read any of those books before I had to return them....

i think if u try to sound sexy all the time then you’ll end up sounding sexy none of the time

it’s like inflation or something

the fact that he says “you’re not like other girls,” i pause the book. return it. take out a hold again because i felt i was too impulsive in that decision. wait almost two months. get it back. press play. and he says “sorry, i know that’s a gross line.”

maybe i should reconsider my judgements. this book may be cringe but at least it’s self aware to an extent.

I know I dnfd this bc it gave me huge ick but I’m just so curious to see what’ll happen when they finally bone! Sue me!

And I need an audiobook to listen to on my trips to and from school. I haven’t been reading since school and work picked up.

oof..I remembered this part from the last time i read this yes but still ouch omg

“I wish anyone would tell me how to be different in a way that makes sense” I’ve been sniped! I’ve been sniped!

That was just an amazing moment and the growing exasperation of the narrator just makes it. And I get it! You want to be accountable for your mistakes but in doing so you go too far down into self loathing and that’s not!

lord grant me the strength to get through this truth or dare scene please dear god

gutwrenching id say. i almost cried on the bus

i just fell to my knees in a walmart. that was fucking devastating

Pause did I miss something or did he just casually reveal that his aunt Helen died

“Sometimes, people use thought to not participate in life” okay why don’t you name drop me while you’re at it

NARRATED BY NOAH GALVIN??? LIKE OF DEH AND THE TWO PRINCES VARIETY???????? YIPPEEEEEE

Also jesus christ im like 15 minutes in and it’s already intense wow.

How are you publishing a supposedly researched book in the year of our Lord 2023 and attributing the discovery of the structure of DNA to fucking Watson and Crick. Put some respect on Rosalind Franklin’s name I literally learned this shit in like tenth grade in 2018. Get your shit together.

Struggling so bad w procrastination and executive dysfunction that I’m resorting to self help books. Wish me luck lmao

that….escalated.

This shit is so goofy but I’m eating it up omg

god i want this book to be over so bad every chapter i flip the page and pray it’s the acknowledgements and it’s NOT