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i want to binge read this so bad but i’m only reading during my pomo breaks FUCKKK

anyways yay!!! bisexuals!!!

miss bingley u bitch (iconic)

Ok I didn't understand the story with the lack of breath - did she decided to let that guy try and kill her?

The wolf one was cool, quite intense and visceral

The one after that I just started but don't think I didn't notice Mina and Lucy (yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Okay this book is dangerous for my commute bc I get so into it I’m not paying attention enough to the drive

“This is my favourite book” says girl who has only really read it once

But I was looking for audiobooks and this one was available on Libby which means YES

This book is so fucking funny I’m afraid.

So that anatomy one is def the first one where I was really really disgusted, had to take a lot of breaks. Yikes

Pregnant by gun is kinda crazy I’ll say

Oh now that one was rough. I'm very intrigued by the different ways body dysmorphia is portrayed in these stories. Something something body horror and gender etc etc

oop yeah the one with the dancing mirrors hit really close to home. i will say though getting killed by being suffocated by all your botched boob jobs is a little insane. like there were more than the usual number of boobs. that would be funny if the rest of the story wasn't so sad and relatable

HOLY FUCKKKKKKKK

the princess keeps catching strays jesus why do they keep calling her ugly

Ok weird yeah i don’t think i fully understood this one either. except for how awful the medical system can be but idk the rest

This one made me realize this book is kinda r/nosleep coded (SORRY)

but i just didn’t understand the connection between her dad and the doctor

ok that second story was devastating and brilliant

i don’t think i understood that at all

Mr Bouc pisses me off tho

I still think the man is just a woman in disguise!

I’m so beyond obsessed with this also all the stereotypes are sooo funny like I should think a bit more critically into all these customs and cultures and how they’re depicted in this book and how that affects the case but I’m also like this fuckin Italian guy that lives in Chicago and works for Ford Motors is a yapper that’s so funnyyyyy

Like seriously how many aura points did Poirot lose for rejecting a guy asking him for help bc of death threats just for that same guy to die that night

And how many aura points did he gain for that guy to end up being some awful gang leader who killed a baby

I'm so torn because I am so obsessed with the narration but I can't help but feel like I'd be able to follow along with the mystery more if I was reading it...I can't do both at the same time bc I'm listening during my drive and I don't have the time to sit and read at the moment...DAMN. Anyways I wonder who killed the guy

“I do not like to cook! I do not know how to cook! I do not feel motivated to learn! Fuck you all.”

I felt that spiritually

So I’m listening to the audiobook and the fact that the narrator was live action Beast (therefore singer of the gorg Evermore????) and he’s absolutely devouring this narration holy shit. I want to read the book bc I have physical copies but I’m so entranced by the way he performs each character. Like Poirot is cunty asf!!!!! I’m struggling with the amount of characters though but the plot is going smoothly!

god why is this book taking me so long to read

GOD IM SO FUCKING CLOSE TO DONE OH MY GODDDDDD FREE MEEEEEE

oh my god what a plot twist wow!!! what!!!! no way!!!! ahaha i’m so surprised!!!!!

no but seriously. where was the foreshadowing for this. i thought at least rereading would help piece things together but maybe my mind is too closed off because i can’t figure it out.

idgaf i'm on christian's side LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

"I had already diagnosed Barbie as almost entirely narcissistic" FUCK YOU MAN DUDE WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN'T DIAGNOSE THAT FROM HALF A CONVERSATION AND THE FACT THAT HE MENTIONED HER FILLERS AND CALLED HER BARBIE FEELS VERY SEXIST

I keep getting ragebaited by this book I can't do this dear god

awww does the poor WOMAN want a baby??? does the poor tortured mentally doomed woman whose only friend is her husband want a wittle baby waby but she can't because she's a sad tortured woman :(

GOD I HATE THIS BOOK NO YOU DON'T HAVE MULTIPLE CHARACTERS WITH DISTINCT RELATIONSHIPS AND FEELINGS YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF MEN WHO ARE CREEPY AND WOMEN WHO ARE PASSIVE AS FUCK

A bit cruel that they killed the bear like that. He didn’t even do anything wrong. My djungelskog had to witness that. How awful.