Vee’s Reviews > Murder on the Orient Express > Status Update

HOLY FUCKKKKKKKK

the princess keeps catching strays jesus why do they keep calling her ugly

Mr Bouc pisses me off tho

I’m so beyond obsessed with this also all the stereotypes are sooo funny like I should think a bit more critically into all these customs and cultures and how they’re depicted in this book and how that affects the case but I’m also like this fuckin Italian guy that lives in Chicago and works for Ford Motors is a yapper that’s so funnyyyyy

Like seriously how many aura points did Poirot lose for rejecting a guy asking him for help bc of death threats just for that same guy to die that night

And how many aura points did he gain for that guy to end up being some awful gang leader who killed a baby

I'm so torn because I am so obsessed with the narration but I can't help but feel like I'd be able to follow along with the mystery more if I was reading it...I can't do both at the same time bc I'm listening during my drive and I don't have the time to sit and read at the moment...DAMN. Anyways I wonder who killed the guy

So I’m listening to the audiobook and the fact that the narrator was live action Beast (therefore singer of the gorg Evermore????) and he’s absolutely devouring this narration holy shit. I want to read the book bc I have physical copies but I’m so entranced by the way he performs each character. Like Poirot is cunty asf!!!!! I’m struggling with the amount of characters though but the plot is going smoothly!