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god, is this killing me

the gods’ ‘schizophrenia’ is so UMG tiktok scandal coded with all of these underground indie gods coming into play lol

they’ve :’) got :’) a :’) dam :’) hole :’’)

this one's gonna hurt like a mf

why are they acting like they need to rationalise doing the one thing they are supposed to do - GATHER LOST THINGS

‘we call ourselves the SS’ how about you don’t <3

if only Bomber knew how well Pride and Prejudice modern ‘retellings’ would do on the market.. let Mr. Coffins and his protruding belly button out into the world!

the first chapter (american edition) didn’t really compel me to keep reading but still, i did - and boy did the next couple of chapters (british edition) make me want to eat this book right up

CHB welcoming new demigods: we hope your designated satyr met your expectations, here is your cozy new home where you will be kept safe and sound
Camp Jupiter: GTA 5-star Wanted Level with no mission details or map

i just LOVE it when someone’s sort of disrespecting some sort of daunting figure by being familiar with them because they ARE familiar - like, this is the Queen of the Gods, You should respect and fear her, but Leo? he can hang, ‘sup Tia, how’s it going