"'Dad, I admit that I lived the past thirtyish years of my life sans integrity. I mean, I didn't, like, kill anybody. Not that I feel I deserve a medal for that or anything. Actually I think it's easier to get medals *for* killing people, right? Isn't that crazy?'" Funny tangential little bits like this nonstop in this wacky story.
— Jul 15, 2017 04:57PM
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