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“But seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already”
― Steve Dublanica

“Everyone, no matter what kind of job he or she has, fantasizes about freaking out at work. How many corporate drones, stuck in a boring staff meeting, have had the sudden urge to jump on top of the conference table and start screaming obscenities? Strip off their clothes? Kiss the woman or man next to them? We all have. How many employees joke about shooting the boss or blowing the place up? I’m not suggesting we do any of these things, mind you, but let’s not kid ourselves; we all have a little murder in our heart.”
― Steve Dublanica, Waiter Rant: Thanks for the Tip-Confessions of a Cynical Waiter

“Infernal woman, you nearly gave me an apoplexy. They ought to count you among the ten plagues of Egypt!”
― Kristen Callihan, Winterblaze

“Piglets and pawprints!" cried Eatbugs, then paused and looked quickly around. He leaned toward his companions. "Let's be off!" he added, his voice a conspiratorial whisper.”
― Tad Williams, Tailchaser's Song