Vikram

“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
― Bill Cosby

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.”
― Bill Cosby

“Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's ripping your ticket and away you go. As you make each passage from youth to adulthood to maturity, sometimes you put your arms up and scream, sometimes you just hang on to that bar in front of you. But the ride is the thing. I think the most you can hope for at the end of life is that your hair's messed, you're out of breath, and you didn't throw up.”
― Jerry Seinfeld