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“Babbitt looked up irritably from the comic strips in the Evening Advocate. They composed his favorite literature and art, these illustrated chronicles in which Mr. Mutt hit Mr. Jeff with a rotten egg, and Mother corrected Father's vulgarisms by means of a rolling-pin. With the solemn face of a devotee, breathing heavily through his open mouth, he plodded nightly through every picture, and during the rite he detested interruptions.”
― Sinclair Lewis

“With an air of confession, Jin lowered his voice. "Eggs come out of chickens' butts, you know.”
― Lois McMaster Bujold, CryoBurn

“During the late Victorian period, one English woman in Hampshire who suffered from fits reportedly ate an entire New Testament in an attempt to cure her illness, putting each page in the middle of a sandwich.”
― Martyn Lyons, Books: A Living History

“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”
― Robert Frost