I try to avoid asking humans if there’s anything wrong with them. (Mostly because I don’t care.)
“So the plan wasn’t a clusterfuck, it was just circling the clusterfuck target zone, getting ready to come in for a landing.”
― Exit Strategy
― Exit Strategy
“He has been here forever and knows that he knows everything. To start with, I thought I couldn't manage without him and made the mistake of saying it once. Now he argues with me about everything new I want to try. Drives me nuts.”
― Crop Circles, Cows, and Crazy Aliens
― Crop Circles, Cows, and Crazy Aliens
“I try to avoid asking humans if there’s anything wrong with them. (Mostly because I don’t care.)”
― Network Effect
― Network Effect
“She was in pizza nirvana.”
― In the Darkness
― In the Darkness
“She wasn’t a natural at it, and her brain tended to bounce around giving relevant information at the wrong time or changing topic because she’d thought of something else.”
― No Gods, Only Monsters: A New Novel in the Hellequin Chronicles Universe
― No Gods, Only Monsters: A New Novel in the Hellequin Chronicles Universe
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