Sam

“I was a little busy being shot at.” “Busy? Aw, mate. It doesn’t take any effort at all to get shot at.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Alloy of Law

“Nehra frowned. “Do you always run headlong into certain death?” “Sometimes he walks,” Dariana said. “Occasionally he shuffles. Once I’m pretty sure I saw him amble into certain death.” Nehra rolled her eyes. “You risk your lives on foolish odds.”
― Sebastien de Castell, Knight's Shadow

“That strange vampire visited me at night again and bought a few more romance novels. He told me his name was Vlad, but I didn’t believe him. It was probably Steve or something boring and he was embarrassed about being the vampire named Steve.”
― J.R. Mathews, Jake's Magical Market

“I don't expect life to make sense," he said after a few moments, "but it could certainly be pleasant if it would stop kicking us in the balls.”
― Scott Lynch, The Republic of Thieves