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“Our breakup broke the record for the most mutual parting of ways in history. Here’s the text-message conversation: Me: Hey . . . should we break up? Canadian: Ya probably. Me: Ok. Canadian: Did you watch Hoarders last night? Me: Ya! I can’t believe that woman ate her dead dog thinking it was jerky. Canadian: I know! Crazy! Me: Well . . . goodbye I guess. Canadian: Do we have to unfollow each other on Twitter? I’d rather still follow you. You have funny tweets. Me: No way. I never unfollow anyone. That’s so tacky. Canadian: Agreed.”
― I Hate Myselfie: A Collection of Essays by Shane Dawson
― I Hate Myselfie: A Collection of Essays by Shane Dawson
“I'm going to H*ll.”
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“They've promised that dreams can come true - but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too.”
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“I just don’t have the willpower to hit up the gym every day for two hours, and the idea of cutting candy out of my diet seems impossible.”
― I Hate Myselfie: A Collection of Essays by Shane Dawson
― I Hate Myselfie: A Collection of Essays by Shane Dawson
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