Will

“Personally I would never want to be a member of any group where you either have to wear a hat, or you can't wear a hat."”
― George Carlin

“They went to sea in a Sieve, they did,
In a Sieve they went to sea:
In spite of all their friends could say,
On a winter’s morn, on a stormy day,
In a Sieve they went to sea!”
― Edward Lear, The Owl and the Pussycat

“Most people […] prefer to be coaxed or wheedled, or even driven. That way they never make a mistake: if there is one, it's always due to something or somebody else”
― John Wyndham, The Day of the Triffids

“If you want to keep alive in the jungle, you must live as the jungle does.”
― John Wyndham, The Midwich Cuckoos