Nathan

“I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.”
― Rudyard Kipling, Under The Deodars

“If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.”
― Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one.
But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.”
― Terry Pratchett, Mort

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin