Daniel

“Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

“The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned no later than the last date shown; and 3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“And what would humans be without love?"
RARE, said Death.”
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather