Вікторія Слінявчук

“Та чи не в нього наш Мокій і вдався? Там такий, що в нього кури по-українському говорять.”
― Микола Куліш, Мина Мазайло

“Коли б робити було так само легко, як і знати, що саме треба робити, то каплички стали б церквами, а халупи бідарів — королівськими палацами. Добрий проповідник той, хто сам діє так, як повчає; а мені легше навчити двадцятьох, що вони повинні робити, ніж бути однією з тих двадцяти і виконувати свої власні повчання.

If to do were as easy as to know what were good to do, chapels had been churches and poor men's cottages princes' palaces. It is a good divine that follows his own instructions: I can easier teach twenty what were good to be done, than be one of the twenty to follow mine own teaching.”
― William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice

“I opened the door and blinked out into the bright hall. I had the impression it wasn't night and it wasn't day, but some lurid third interval that had suddenly slipped between them and would never end.”
― Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

“Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked.”
― George Carlin