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“I think you learn how to live with holes in your heart. You can’t patch them up, or plug them with other people, but you find ways to make it bearable, if that makes sense.”
“Draco, being a clumsy sort of wizard, accidentally dismantled all of the tomb’s wards, and tripped over, and pushed off the enormous marble slab that covered the grave. Then the Elder Wand fell, quite by chance, into Granger’s hand, and she, out of sheer ineptitude, created a perfect duplicate of it, and, by absolute happenstance, dropped the duplicate into the tomb, and they left with the Elder Wand in her pocket without noticing that it had fallen in.”
― Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
― Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
“I’m only asking you this because I know you are morally corrupt and have no ethical standards,” began Granger. “I would ask no other Auror what I am about to ask you.”
“Strong preface,” said Draco. “I am flattered. Continue.”
“How do you feel about thievery?”
“In favour,” said Draco.”
― Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
“Strong preface,” said Draco. “I am flattered. Continue.”
“How do you feel about thievery?”
“In favour,” said Draco.”
― Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
“Yes, Tonks. She broke her neck falling down a hill. I thrusted into her a bit too hard. Yes, she's dead. Please return my body to my mother in the fewest pieces possible.”
― Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
― Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
“Hey Granger, tell your cat I said pspsps.”
― Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
― Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
“As it turned out, Granger’s moment of pure self-indulgence? Her terrible indiscretion? Her vice? Visiting a library.
“A library?” repeated Draco.
“Yes. At Tynstesfield.”
Draco wanted to scream with laughter, but felt that would be unprofessional. He settled for gasping out, “The decadence.”
“I wish you’d go away,” said Granger with cutting sincerity.
“The absolute sin of it all,” said Draco.
“Please Apparate home to your mother–”
“A library. I shall have to report it.”
“–As you can see, I’m quite safe here; the only remotely bad things are your attempts at humour.”
“What other naughty habits have you got? Churchgoing? Baking?”
― Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
“A library?” repeated Draco.
“Yes. At Tynstesfield.”
Draco wanted to scream with laughter, but felt that would be unprofessional. He settled for gasping out, “The decadence.”
“I wish you’d go away,” said Granger with cutting sincerity.
“The absolute sin of it all,” said Draco.
“Please Apparate home to your mother–”
“A library. I shall have to report it.”
“–As you can see, I’m quite safe here; the only remotely bad things are your attempts at humour.”
“What other naughty habits have you got? Churchgoing? Baking?”
― Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
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