Cainael - Queen of DNF

“Il est des monstres de toutes sortes.”
― Keren NOTT

“Anything else you want to discuss before we begin?”

“Who cuts your hair? You should run them through with their own thinning shears. You have a wonderful face, and so much wasted potential for—” He stepped forward and grabbed my ear. “Ow!”
― J.A. Rock, The Subs Club

“My cock actually sort of staggers like a punch-drunk boxer who doesn’t know when to stay down.”
― Alexis Hall, For Real

“He pointed at the paper. “I want you to write me a description of every foot you’ve put wrong since we met. Make sure I can read your writing. You have five minutes.”

Write about every foot I’d put wrong. I peered down at my feet.

I started to write: My left foot is a size eight point five. It has a high arch, and my big toe is longer than my second toe. There is a light smattering of hair on the top of my foot. I paused and stuck my left leg out, studying my shoe. Right now I am wearing Nike Frees for m—
“Bring me your paper.”
I glanced at my paper. “I’m not done yet.”
“One . . . two . . .”
I brought him the paper.”
― J.A. Rock, The Subs Club