Danielle

“The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord."
Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.”
― Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals

“Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.”
― Thomas Bernhard, Correction

“Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, Burnt Offerings

“Puns are the highest form of literature.”
― Alfred Hitchcock