Anita Blake Quotes

Quotes tagged as "anita-blake" (showing 1-30 of 116)
Laurell K. Hamilton
“Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Burnt Offerings

Laurell K. Hamilton
“Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, The Laughing Corpse

Laurell K. Hamilton
“Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Circus of the Damned

Laurell K. Hamilton
“Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Incubus Dreams

Laurell K. Hamilton
“I knew from the moment I heard you, the moment I saw the gun and realized that this lovely, petit woman was the executioner, that you would never die waiting for me to save you - that you would save yourself.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Narcissus in Chains

Laurell K. Hamilton
“One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Bloody Bones

Laurell K. Hamilton
“Life's a bitch,” I said.
“And then you die,” Larry finished for me.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Burnt Offerings

Laurell K. Hamilton
“I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how
wonderful it was.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, The Killing Dance

Laurell K. Hamilton
“Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs. Sometimes four inches will do the job, but to be really sure, I like to have six. Funny how phallic objects are always more useful the bigger they are. Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Narcissus in Chains

Laurell K. Hamilton
“Why is everything always my decision?" I asked.
Because you will not tolerate anything else."
Oh, I remembered now. "Great", I whispered.
- Anita to Jean-Claude”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Cerulean Sins

Laurell K. Hamilton
“You look wonderful", Jason said.
"No compliments, Jason. I'm uncomfortable enough in the lingerie."
"Then by all means take it off.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Narcissus in Chains

Laurell K. Hamilton
“Some moments are perfect, and then someone comes along and f*cks it up. Ain't it always the way.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Bullet

Laurell K. Hamilton
“I will bathe in your warmth ma petite. Roll you around me until my heart beats only for you. My breath will grow warm from your kiss.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Burnt Offerings

Laurell K. Hamilton
“I try to be a good cop. I try to be a good little soldier and follow orders up to a point. But in the end I’m not really a cop, or a soldier. I am a legally sanctioned murderer. I am the Executioner.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Skin Trade

Laurell K. Hamilton
“I sat on the bed. Neither of us said anything. I wasn't slick and sophisticated enough for this. What do you say to boyfriend A when he finds you naked in the bed of boyfriend B? Especially if boyfriend A turned into a monster the night before and ate someone. I bet Miss Manners didn't cover this at all.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, The Killing Dance

Laurell K. Hamilton
“He squeezed my shoulder and smiled at me.
I realized that I hadn't kissed him hello, I always kissed him hello. Of course, I was still covered in blood and other bodily fluids, and none of them were his, but he might not understand that that was why I hadn't wanted to get too close. Some of my confusion must have shown on my face, because his smile widened. He turned me around by the shoulders, gave me a little push towards the bathroom, and slapped me on the ass. "Get cleaned up, I'll take care of things here."
"I can't believe that you just did that," I said.
"Did what?" he said, and he was grinning at me.
I could probably count on one hand the number of times Micah had grinned at me. His eyes were sparkling with laughter as if it were all he could do not to let it out. I was happy to see him having a good time, really I was. But I wasn't sure what was funny, and I didn't have the courage to ask. It was probably something that would be at my expense, or something I'd just done that he found cute. I was not cute. Confused, fucked-up, bruised, but not cute. Nathaniel and Damian knew better, but as I passed Gregory, I had to say, "If you touch my ass, I will rip you a new one." I said it as I moved past him, not even pausing.
"You're no fun," he growled.
I looked back just before I turned out of sight of him. "Oh, I'm a lot of fun, just not around you."
He snarled at me. "Bitch."
"Woof, woof," I said, and finally made it into the bathroom.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Incubus Dreams

Laurell K. Hamilton
“Edward smiled, I smiled, even Bernardo smiled. Olaf just looked sinister.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Skin Trade

Laurell K. Hamilton
“Death, especially violent death, will turn the meanest bastard in the world into a nice guy. Why is that?”
Laurell K. Hamilton, The Laughing Corpse

Laurell K. Hamilton
“I was caught between going yippy-skippy i get to play with them both, and running like hell.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Cerulean Sins

Laurell K. Hamilton
“There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Bloody Bones

Laurell K. Hamilton
“Jason patted me on the back. “Tomorrow night we'll take you out chasing deer.”
“I thought you'd chase cars,” I said.
He grinned. “What fun is that? Cars don't bleed.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, The Killing Dance

Laurell K. Hamilton
“You can't kill us all, human.'
He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line?”
Laurell K. Hamilton, The Killing Dance

Laurell K. Hamilton
“Love mattered, in the end. A house without love would always fall, maybe not today or tomorrow, but in the end without love nothing could endure.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Bullet

Laurell K. Hamilton
“Death, jewelry, or magic; it sounded like Valentine's Day.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Blue Moon

Laurell K. Hamilton
“His dark blue shirt was plastered to his chest, covered with werewolf goop and tears. "Now we both need a bath," I said.
"That can be arranged."
"Please, Jean-Claude, no sexual innuendo until after I'm clean."
"Of course, MA PETITE. It was crude of me tonight. My apologies."
I stared at him. He was being far too nice. Jean-Claude was a lot of things, but nice wasn't one of them.
"If you're up to something, I don't want to know about it. I can't handle any deep, dark plots tonight, okay?"
He smiled and gave a low, sweeping bow, never taking his eyes off me. The way you bow on the judo mat when you're afraid the person may pound you if you look away.
I shook my head. He WAS up to something. Nice to know that not everyone had suddenly become something else. One thing I could always depend on what Jean-Claude. Pain in the ass that he was, he always seemed to be there. Dependable in his own twisted way. Jean-Claude dependable? I must have been more tired than I thought.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, The Killing Dance

Laurell K. Hamilton
“I felt like shit, but it was happy shit.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, The Laughing Corpse

Laurell K. Hamilton
“I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers?”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Circus of the Damned

Laurell K. Hamilton
“The rule is that if they have a weapon and want to take you someplace else, it is so they can kill you slower--Peter”
Laurell K. Hamilton, The Harlequin

Laurell K. Hamilton
“I used to think I knew what was right and what was wrong, and who the good guys are, and who the bad guys are. Then the world got very gray, and I didn't know anything for a long time”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Incubus Dreams

Laurell K. Hamilton
“Sometimes you deal with the devil not because you want to, but because if you don't, someone else will.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Cerulean Sins

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