Alex

“If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says.”
― Richard Kadrey, Devil Said Bang

“It’s hard being weird. No—it’s hard living in a culture that makes it hard.”
― Felicia Day, You're Never Weird on the Internet

“Nelson had an irrational dislike of ‘petabytes’, the recognized term for a particular, and particularly large, wodge of data. Anything that sounded like a kitten’s gentle nip just didn’t have the moxie to do the job asked of it. ‘Godzillabytes’, on the other hand, shouted to the world that it was dealing with something very, very big . . . and possibly dangerous.)”
― Terry Pratchett, The Long War

“We’ve got a goddamned wizard! Fuck those guys!”
― Jim Butcher, Battle Ground