Steven

“Your age doesn't matter," said The Big Guy, which was spoken like someone who had never fucked an old lady. I am not suggesting that I have....Oh hell. A few times, at fundraisers for charities back in the States.”
― Joe R. Lansdale, The Ape Man's Brother

“Motive and opportunity rode along like two out of four apocalyptic equestrians, grinning with their bony death heads at us lesser humans as we fumbled along, refusing to believe the obvious.”
― Craig Johnson, Death Without Company

“Let me explain, let me go into what we in the mathematics business like to call one big ole fucking goddamn shit-eating hypothesis”
― Joe R. Lansdale, The Drive-In 3: The Bus Tour

“She used to only play "Help Yourself," but now she only plays "Delilah." Is that normal?
"It's not unusual.”
― Jasper Fforde, Early Riser