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“Everything is humorous," said Shorty, "except your own death. But other people will laugh.”
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“Ollie's got a nice trumpet."
"Ollie plays the trumpet?"
"No. He stuffs it with old rags and f**ks it like a Fleshlight. It's a very specific fetish. Yes, he plays the trumpet.”
― Rough Trade
"Ollie plays the trumpet?"
"No. He stuffs it with old rags and f**ks it like a Fleshlight. It's a very specific fetish. Yes, he plays the trumpet.”
― Rough Trade
“Twitch's eye started fluttering like the intro to "Hot For Teacher.”
― Rough Trade
― Rough Trade
“They were going to shoot us for five hundred dollars," I said. "Wait." I turned to Limp. "Was that apiece?"
"To split," Limp said.
"Really?" I said.
Limp nodded. "We got some raccoons out of an attic for the same price.”
― Rusty Puppy
"To split," Limp said.
"Really?" I said.
Limp nodded. "We got some raccoons out of an attic for the same price.”
― Rusty Puppy
“You paying good money?"
"For what?"
"Information, asshole. You was the one said it."
"Depends on the information. But please, I had asshole legally dropped from my name.
"That was a mistake.”
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"For what?"
"Information, asshole. You was the one said it."
"Depends on the information. But please, I had asshole legally dropped from my name.
"That was a mistake.”
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