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Jeff Johnson

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Jeff Johnson is the author of Tattoo Machine, Tall Tales, Trues Stories And My Life In Ink, as well as several novels. Visit Jeff's website at greatpinkskeleton.com for news on the upcoming noir Dirty Flamingo and the high desert picaresque Dime Bag Sadie, as well as theater and film news. ...more

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Jeff Johnson He found a chicken in the graveyard that winter, a hen with webbed toes and a short black beak, and her one eye was as red as the sunset over a house …moreHe found a chicken in the graveyard that winter, a hen with webbed toes and a short black beak, and her one eye was as red as the sunset over a house fire. When she finally laid an egg, it was perfectly round and oddly scaly, but he cracked it over the old cast iron skillet because he was hungry and curious and wired wrong in that way, and that's how he died- a one man audience to a show that never should have been dropped on a hot stage, or any stage at all.(less)
Jeff Johnson Never follow my advice is the first thing I say to this, but... Switch gears. Work on something else for a few days. For me, the way out of anything a…moreNever follow my advice is the first thing I say to this, but... Switch gears. Work on something else for a few days. For me, the way out of anything always hits me in the first fifteen minutes of the day.(less)
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WOLF PACK on Paramount+ A Review

Every rare once in a while I see an exceptionally dumb TV show, one so sluggish and dithering that I make caveman sounds at the TV. Wolf Pack is such a show. The plot is epic crayola on toilet paper, so I can’t really simplify it for the sake of this blog. It’s that simple already so here it is- A mean cabbage chick, very frowny, and a head case creampuff dork get all bit up by a CGI werewolf. Sai

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“Tramp stamp. A tattoo in the center of a woman's lower back. Also referred to as a "California bumper sticker." The germans refer to this as "arschgeweih," which translates as "ass antler." Bravo!”
Jeff Johnson, Tattoo Machine: Tall Tales, True Stories, and My Life in Ink

“Crazy people can add character to a place. If the ambience in your bar is off, or your lobby has gone inexplicably stale, consider picking up a lunatic. They're not hard to come by, and the often work for free. A lot of tattoo shops have one. Larger places might find it handy to keep two or three around.”
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“Over the past four decades, much evidence has accumulated suggesting that responsiveness — a software application’s ability to keep up with users and not make them wait — is the most important factor in determining user satisfaction. Not just one of the most important factors - the most important factor.”
Jeff Johnson, GUI Bloopers 2.0: Common User Interface Design Don'ts and DOS

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“Tramp stamp. A tattoo in the center of a woman's lower back. Also referred to as a "California bumper sticker." The germans refer to this as "arschgeweih," which translates as "ass antler." Bravo!”
Jeff Johnson, Tattoo Machine: Tall Tales, True Stories, and My Life in Ink

“Crazy people can add character to a place. If the ambience in your bar is off, or your lobby has gone inexplicably stale, consider picking up a lunatic. They're not hard to come by, and the often work for free. A lot of tattoo shops have one. Larger places might find it handy to keep two or three around.”
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“The fruit of great love is a smiling baby, delighted to be born wise. The product of loneliness and desperation and midnight lust is me and you, dear reader’. -Steppy Sharang, the romance writer from the novel Grand Estuary Grand”
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