The Ape Man's Brother Quotes

“Your age doesn't matter," said The Big Guy, which was spoken like someone who had never fucked an old lady. I am not suggesting that I have....Oh hell. A few times, at fundraisers for charities back in the States.”
― Joe R. Lansdale, The Ape Man's Brother

“Our history was by then nothing but rocks, some scratches in the dirt, some huts, fuzzy memories passed on carelessly from the old to the young. Bottom line, we were pretty ignorant and there was a flea problem.”
― Joe R. Lansdale, The Ape Man's Brother