Chet

“I felt like poisoning a monk.”
― Umberto Eco, Postscript to the Name of the Rose

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“It is said that whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. In fact, whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first hand the equivalent of a stick with a fizzing fuse and Acme Dynamite Company written on the side. It's more interesting, and doesn't take so long.”
― Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
― Benjamin Franklin