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“And what if I think you're doing this out of misguided sense of decency?"
"Oh, any sense of decency I possess is most definitely misguided," he said cheerfully.”
― Anne Stuart, Ruthless

“Thanks, tripod," Eric said....
"Tripod?" Jace asked.
"As hung as you are, you practically have three legs.”
― Olivia Cunning, Hot Ticket

“And you're no going to see me inherit the title--you'll marry on your deathbed and beget an heir just to spite me," he said in a voice that wasn't far from a whine.
"What a wonderful opinion you have of my virility," Rohan replied.”
― Anne Stuart, Ruthless

“You're like Mr. Romance and Mr. Porn Star wrapped in one.”
― Olivia Cunning, Wicked Beat